Parent Logic

This blog post will be a lot like my School Logic post.  So read that one before you read this one.

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Anyways, without further ado, here's an exaggerated list of things I find my parents saying a lot that hopefully you can relate to.

Oh!  You have bad grades?  It's that darn phone's fault.  Your room is messy?  It's because of that freaking phone!  You're hungry?  It's that gosh darn phone again!

We changed the wifi password.  No, we're not telling it to you.

Oh!  You're room's clean??  I see a speck of dirt right THERE!!!

You have an A- in AP Geography?  Here's a Burger King job application.

You're going to a Mozart concert?  Who is this Mozart?  Is he a good influence?

You're wearing a shirt with a Supernatural reference on it?  Is it a gang symbol??  Are you in a cult???

Too far?

What??  You can't have food!  Dinner will be ready in six hours!!!