About Me

Here we have a rare picture of Audrey in her natural habitat.
It is said that if you stare into her eyes for long enough you grow flowers from out of your head.

Some facts about the mysterious Audrey specimen (written by herself):

1.  I'm six feet tall, so don't ask.

2.  The weather is exactly the same up here.

3.  No, I'm not athletic.

4. If you tell me I look taller than 6 feet, my opinion of you will decrease by 50%.

5.  If you tell me you feel short around me, my want to hang out with you will increase by 0%.

6.  I may or may not watch Sherlock religiously.

7.  My spirit animal is a cat because if I'm not required to move around, I will stake out a comfy place and stay there for like 103,659 hours.

8.  I don't want to continue this list.

9.  If you're still reading this list, you're probably an internet pedophile, in which case I will tell you to go to a certain fiery place and do anatomically impossible things to yourself once you get there.

10.  I'm gonna go read, sleep, or take over the universe or something.