|Here we have a rare picture of Audrey in her natural habitat.|
It is said that if you stare into her eyes for long enough you grow flowers from out of your head.
Some facts about the mysterious Audrey specimen (written by herself):
1. I'm six feet tall, so don't ask.
2. The weather is exactly the same up here.
3. No, I'm not athletic.
4. If you tell me I look taller than 6 feet, my opinion of you will decrease by 50%.
5. If you tell me you feel short around me, my want to hang out with you will increase by 0%.
6. I may or may not watch Sherlock religiously.
7. My spirit animal is a cat because if I'm not required to move around, I will stake out a comfy place and stay there for like 103,659 hours.
8. I don't want to continue this list.
9. If you're still reading this list, you're probably an internet pedophile, in which case I will tell you to go to a certain fiery place and do anatomically impossible things to yourself once you get there.
10. I'm gonna go read, sleep, or take over the universe or something.