Monday, December 23, 2013

How A Sassy Vice Principal and I Became Worst Enemies

Okay, while I was making this blogpost, I tried to draw a picture of Mr. McIntosh (our vice Principal) mad, and I accidentally drew him extremely sassy.


Let's just pretend this is what he's like when he's
mad, because I don't wanna re-draw him.

Anyways, this is a typical day in the halls of Treasure Mountain Junior High.




















She must be killed...with FIRE!!

So yeah...that's totally what happens at Treasure Mountain Junior High on a daily basis.  Anyways, this instance happened for a while.  Sassy Mr. McIntosh would tell me to take my hat off almost every day in the halls.  I'd take it off, and as soon as he was out of sight, I'd put it back on  (believe me, it was for everyone's good.  I get extremely messy hair at the most inconvenient times).  

One day, I guess the vice principal got sick of my shenanigans...he walked up to me, and just STOLE my hat off my head.  

No one steals my hat.  NO ONE!!  If you steal my hat, you are officially my worst enemy (cough cough...I'm looking at you, Josh)

I ran after him, but he was too fast.  I caught a glimpse of him stuffing my hat inside his office.  Then, he just walked past me and said, "See me after school."

I happened to be with a couple friends at the time, and they were all laughing their heads off...except for me.  

Lunch came around, and Daniela, had a plan to get my hat back.  During lunch, she went up to Mr. McIntosh, and told him that the hat he took from me was actually HERS.  She told the vice principal that I had actually STOLE her hat from her and was wearing it around the school.

I know.

The plan didn't work.

School finally ended and Daniela and I went to the principal's office.  He didn't really say anything to us.  He just kinda grumbled.  Daniela asked for "her" hat back, and he tossed it to her.  And then we left.

Thanks, Daniela.  Now I can't wear my hat around school anymore, because now it's "yours!!"

Alright.  That was your blogpost for the week  :)  I don't know how to wrap it up, so... See you next year at school!

Monday, December 2, 2013

How I Got Hooked on a Random Korean Soap-Opera

It's 3:25 in the freaking morning!  What should I do?  Sleep, or internet?  Sleep, or internet?

. . .

Internet!!!!

But what should I do on the internet?  The possibilities are endless!  I could learn about the formation of the universe.  I could learn about physics! I could learn how to talk to a flipping giraffe!  I could go on Google Maps and go anywhere in the world!  The vastness of all of human-knowledge is at my fingertips!

. . .

I KNOW!  I'LL WATCH A RANDOM KOREAN SOAP-OPERA AND SPEND THE REST OF THE SUMMER LOCKED IN MY ROOM WHILE MY FRIENDS ALL MAGICALLY VANISH AS I SCOUR THE INTERNET FOR FULL EPISODES OF A SHOW THAT ISN'T EVEN IN MY LANGUAGE!!!

Perfect!

. . .

25 episodes later. . .

"This was a mistake."

Can't. . . control. . . the hand!

*clicks next episode*

Long story short, I was stuck like this for the rest of the summer.

Wow, I don't even understand this language.  What is wrong with me?

Anyways, I got so freaking into this show that I actually started accidentally switching between English and Korean.

No joke.

Whenever someone would come up to me and start speaking in English, I'd stare at them for a moment because I couldn't flipping understand them.

So anyways, the moral of this story is don't be part of a fandom if you want to have a social life.  Don't learn this the hard way like I did.

And NO, I will NOT tell you the name of the show!!

Believe me.  I'm doing you a favor.