#1: I was part of the "Boys Only" club in 2nd grade.
#2: At summer camp I snuck out of my tent at 5:30 in the morning and jumped into a frozen-over lake because I was bored.
#3: I had a reading competition with an illiterate kid to see who could finish the Harry Potter series first. For what it's worth, I won.
#4: There was a boy in my 1st grade class named Boomer. I stole every piece of art he ever made. I still have them.
#5: There was this boy in my 1st grade class named Shaun. I punched him in the nose because his face really bugged me.
#6: I wore a clear "My Little Pony" backpack to school every day in first grade day just to show off my toy pony collection.
#7: I used to climb on top of our neighbor's roof and pretend I was a secret agent.
#8: I got falsely accused for cheating on a test in 4th grade and didn't even try to defend myself because I thought it was funny when the teacher was mad at me.
#9: I told a kid to strangle Sara Williams, and he did. He put her in a headlock. I think she has problems breathing now.
#10: On my 11th birthday, when I didn't get my Hogwarts Acceptance Letter, I cried.
#11: I can actually understand lots of Korean.
#12: I was bored in the middle of the night, so I snuck out of bed and covered my cousin in shaving cream while he was asleep.
#13: I stuck gum in my mom's hair because I had an impulse to do so.
#14: My old orchestra teacher used to hold meetings after school to discuss how he could keep my friends and I under control.
#15: I used to have a Bob The Builder shrine in my closet.
#16: One time I fainted because someone hugged me.
#17: Actually, I fainted because I went on a candy-eating-rampage, and devoured everything within reach. After I ate all the candy, I started spooning sugar into my mouth because I was hungry. Then I hugged someone, and that's just when I happened to faint.
#18: I hiccup like a dying mountain-man.
#19: Sometimes I call my friends the names of fictional characters. (Sorry Damaris)
#20: Because I never got my acceptance letter to Hogwarts, I proceeded to learn all the classes myself. I can now read Ancient Runes, know how to brew a Draught of Living Death, and know practically every spell in existence. I'm really proud of that fact.