I was about to turn them down. . . until I found out the reward was like 300 dollars! Considering I've never even held that much cash in my life, I was like, "HECK YES!"
I went to her house and found out that she wanted a very specific Buddhist mural on her wall, consisting of a bunch of animals piling on top of each other trying to reach a fruit tree.
So without further ado, these are the steps I took in painting the room. No, I do not recommend this process. To anyone.
Buy, borrow, or steal the proper supplies.
|(I got mine off the black market)|
Brainstorm Stuff (aka: derp around on the interwebs)
I don't know much about Buddhist culture, so I had to look at tons of Buddhist art to finally feel like I knew what I was doing.
Drawing Blah Blah Blehhh
Next I just drew a crap-ton of stuff that had to do with what the customer wanted. Eventually I came up with something decent.
|Finished, but extremely creepy.|
|Not finished, but good enough.|
Walk freaking 2 miles to the customer's house after being beaten-the-crap-out-of at track practice.
Tell the customer you usually don't smell like this.
Actually start the painting! But first, draw it on the wall!
Psych! You drew it too small! Redo the whole thing!
Cover it with paint. It never happened.
Redraw it...the correct size.
Actually start painting it (while remembering to take pictures of the steps).
|(I kinda forgot to take pictures of a couple steps, if you haven't noticed)|
Yay! Finally freaking done!
Collect your well earned reward.
|Phase one of my mission: Take Over The World, is now in progress.|
Master has given Dobby money! Dobby does not know what this so-called-money is! They're simply green papers! This mysterious substance can get you objects from these things called stores? Dobby is confused! WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS?