This post was inspired by a certain person blogging about the similarities between communism, and our school system. Surprisingly, there's a lot of similarities.
Anyways, here's a visual list of things I could see the school system saying.
School System: Oh! You wore a hat to school? You're obviously a terrorist.
School System: Oh! You want to go on Wiki Answers? Sorry, you're obviously looking for porn.
HAHAHA, that's a funny joke.
School System: Oh! You have five textbooks, a laptop, an instrument, three binders, and a coat you have to bring to school every day?
Here's a string bag.
School System: Oh! You have a library fine? You're obviously a psycho criminal. No yearbook for you!
|Someone get this menace off the streets!|
School System: Oh! You want to eat healthy? Here's a leaf and some rubber.
School System: Oh! You can't fit everything in your string bag? Here's a preschool-sized cubby.
School System: Oh! You want to go on Youtube, where there's lots of distractions and multiple sketchy things?
Go ahead. Here's the link.
School System: We gave you internet. Why are you failing school?
Anyways, hope you liked :) Cya