Amanda so kindly volunteered to swear colorfully at him :)
That experience INSPIRED me to make this blog post.
So, for your entertainment purposes, I present to you...
5 Reasons You Don't Want to be Tall!
1. You get all sorts of people staring at you and stating the obvious.
Them: "You're really tall!"
Me: "No really? (Dripping with sarcasm) I never noticed!"
2. People expect your career choice to be one of the following:
A professional basketball player.
Well you know what people? What if I don't wanna be a model? (I'm the least photogenic person in the world anyways. . .) Also, I'm extremely un-athletic.
3. Hugs. Nuff said.
|Image courtesy of: theoatmeal.com|
Nothing wrecks your self esteem like a pair of eyes telling you you're useless.
5. "How's the weather up there?"
"THE WEATHER IS EXACTLY THE SAME UP HERE, IDIOT!"
Whew. . .
I feel like a big weight just got lifted off my shoulders. . .
I'm gonna have to calm down for a while.