This Post Will Suck

I searched up my blog on Google images.  I'm quite pleased with the results.

Look at all these completely normal images!  

Anyways, I was just scrolling through my blog's pictures like a sexy person, when. . .

One of these is not like the others. 

Wait.

One.

Second.

I luv your blog, Audrey  ;)

This is probably the crappiest post I've ever made.  I was gonna talk about something interesting like aliens or the zombie apocalypse, but the soul of a conceited celebrity possessed me and demanded that I google myself.

To make this post slightly more educational and over-all more socially acceptable, I'm going to rant about the most stressful things the universe has imposed on the human race.

 AP tests.

I have a human geography AP test coming up really soon, and I'm already counting the days.  As of this second, there are only 4 more days, 14 hours, 39 minutes, and 11 more seconds until my brain graphically squeezes every molecule of knowledge from itself and spits it down on a paper filled with words like demographic transition, multiple nuclei model, urbanization, and agglomeration.  

Literally everything I've learned this year has lead up to this single test.  If I bomb it, every particle of hope I struggled to build up over this year will be crushed to smithereens like a fat 6-year-old kid in his 12 year old sister's leggings.

Even though like all of 1st quarter I either sat at my chair like. . .

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. . . I actually learned a crap ton of things from that class and I will be seriously pissed if I don't pass the test.

Long story short, I've read the AP textbook like two times, reviewed all my tests and free response questions nightly, researched problems in Afghanistan and other places on YouTube, invested in another AP textbook, done practice tests, memorized all the vocabulary, and I still feel like I'm not ready.  Basically what I'm saying is no matter how long I study, an ominous feeling of "I'm screwed" will always be in the back of my mind.

I think I should go back to studying.

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UM, GUYS

So I recently became aware of a very special corner of the internet that was devoted to Paula Deen riding things.

I think you need to see this.

Okay, so I officially have a life.

The Epitome of Procrastination

I have literally been working on the same painting for like two years.

It was originally gonna to be a Christmas present.  But it soon advanced to a birthday present.  Then to a Mothers Day present.  If I stay on my current track, it will probably end up being a sick joke for a funeral present or something.

So since I'm never going to finish it, I might as well show it to you guys before it fossilizes.

Here.

As you can see, it's clearly not finished, but I'm too lazy to work on it.  I'm sure I'll get around to it in a century or two.

I've got this handled, guys.

The Nerdness Is Complete!

I found a Doctor Who reference in a Game Of Thrones book.

You're never safe from them.  You can run, but you can't hide.  Even in another fandom's book.

IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!

Random Short Thought #2

A message from nerdy Miley Cyrus. . .

I CAME IN LIKE A POKKKEEBAAALLL!  ALL I WANTED WAS TO CATCH THEM ALLLLLL!!

The Most Stressful Movie Ever

Image courtesy of:  http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/reviews/gravity-review.php

A couple weeks ago, Amanda and I went to see a new movie we had heard about called Gravity.  Truthfully, I didn't really know what to expect.  When I first heard of Gravity, it was my dad that had told me about it.  He said that it was "pretty good," and "showed you exactly what would happen to your head if you took your helmet off in space."  It sounded legit to Amanda and I, so we went.

I will never again watch that movie.

Don't get me wrong, it was an amazing movie, and was extremely well done (like the entire first half was done in a single take).  There was something wrong though.

Normal movie plots:

Image courtesy of:  http://brooke-johnson.blogspot.com/2012/02/back-to-basics-three-act-structure.html

Gravity movie plot:

Image courtesy of:  Me

No joke.  That movie had me at the edge of my seat the entire time.

Also, one other thing!  Thanks Gravity (dripping with sarcasm)!!  When I was little, I really wanted to be an astronaut.  That dream has pretty much stayed with me up until I saw that DREAM-DESTROYER of a movie!  One thing's for sure; I am going to live a safe life INSIDE Earth's atmosphere with my feet safely on the ground.

My Thought Process While Watching Gravity:

(The Beginning)
Oh, okay. . . they're in space.  

(15 minutes later. . .)
They're still doing the same thing.  When's this gonna get exciting?

(A while later)
I thought this was going to be more like Star Trek.

(The thing happens)
OH MY GOSHKLAKSDJFAJHSFHLSKHFSKJHGASDLKFJSIASEO!

(Numerous instances)
Why didn't she die just then?

(The rest of the movie)
ILITERALLYCANTBELIEVEALLTHATHAPPENEDTOTHESAMEGIRLOHMYGOSHTHATWASSTRESSFULNEVERLETMEDOTHATAGAIN!!!  I'll just curl up in a ball and die now. . . thank you.

(The end of the movie)
I am NEVER becoming an astronaut!  EVER

I firmly believe everyone should see Gravity, so I can have multiple shoulders to cry on, and your dreams can be crushed too :)