I was about to turn them down. . . until I found out the reward was like 300 dollars! Considering I've never even held that much cash in my life, I was like, "HECK YES!"
I went to her house and found out that she wanted a very specific Buddhist mural on her wall, consisting of a bunch of animals piling on top of each other trying to reach a fruit tree.
So without further ado, these are the steps I took in painting the room. No, I do not recommend this process. To anyone.
Step 1
Buy, borrow, or steal the proper supplies.
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| (I got mine off the black market) |
Step 2
Brainstorm Stuff (aka: derp around on the interwebs)
I don't know much about Buddhist culture, so I had to look at tons of Buddhist art to finally feel like I knew what I was doing.
Step 3
Drawing Blah Blah Blehhh
Next I just drew a crap-ton of stuff that had to do with what the customer wanted. Eventually I came up with something decent.
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| Finished, but extremely creepy. |
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| Not finished, but good enough. |
Step 4
Walk freaking 2 miles to the customer's house after being beaten-the-crap-out-of at track practice.
Step 5
Tell the customer you usually don't smell like this.
Step 6
Actually start the painting! But first, draw it on the wall!
Step 7
Psych! You drew it too small! Redo the whole thing!
Step 8
Cover it with paint. It never happened.
Step 9
Redraw it...the correct size.
Step 10
Actually start painting it (while remembering to take pictures of the steps).
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| (I kinda forgot to take pictures of a couple steps, if you haven't noticed) |
Yay! Finally freaking done!
Step 11
Collect your well earned reward.
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| Phase one of my mission: Take Over The World, is now in progress. |
Master has given Dobby money! Dobby does not know what this so-called-money is! They're simply green papers! This mysterious substance can get you objects from these things called stores? Dobby is confused! WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS?
