How To Have A Completely Mediocre Day

I hereby present a 100% accurate step-by-step guide for your day.  This guide is heavily inspired by my own life, considering I follow like every step in this post daily.  I can't promise you'll have a great day using this guide, but I can promise you'll get through it.

Step 1:

Get up at an ungodly hour for school, and reason yourself out of trying to look halfway decent because you need more sleep.

Step 2:

Fall back asleep on the bus, or actually officially wake up by listening to awesome music.

Option 1

Option 2

Step 3:

Sleep during 1st period.

Step 4:

Educate yourself, you uncultured swine.

Step 5:

Avoid human interaction at all costs.

Please don't talk to me.  Please don't
talk to me. . .

Step 6:

Walk home, proceed to text, stuff your face, sleep, and listen to music all at the same time.

(Probably the most attractive picture I've ever drawn of myself)

Step 7:

Realize you have assignments due the next day, and proceed to work on them at like 11:00 pm.

(Getting nothing done because internet.  That's
why)

Step 8:

Repeat.  Or don't.  That's cool too.  You'd probably have a better day anyways.

Parent Logic

This blog post will be a lot like my School Logic post.  So read that one before you read this one.

DO IT!

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Anyways, without further ado, here's an exaggerated list of things I find my parents saying a lot that hopefully you can relate to.

Oh!  You have bad grades?  It's that darn phone's fault.  Your room is messy?  It's because of that freaking phone!  You're hungry?  It's that gosh darn phone again!

We changed the wifi password.  No, we're not telling it to you.

Oh!  You're room's clean??  I see a speck of dirt right THERE!!!

You have an A- in AP Geography?  Here's a Burger King job application.

You're going to a Mozart concert?  Who is this Mozart?  Is he a good influence?

You're wearing a shirt with a Supernatural reference on it?  Is it a gang symbol??  Are you in a cult???

Too far?

What??  You can't have food!  Dinner will be ready in six hours!!!